A storyteller who is a story in production — “All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I’ve been And how I got to where I am But these stories don’t mean anything When you’ve got no one to tell them to It’s true, I was made for you”…

But so does certainty —

From Boomers to Gen-Z’s, here is a fun way to identify your friends and family — You are your texting style. Even if your texting style is nothing like how you speak. That just means you are mysterious and unpredictable. How exciting for you and offputting for others. The way you text is like your digital signature. So why don’t you have some fun deciding which…

And all I asked it for was a simple translation… — I have always struggled with being assertive. In fact, I both envy and admire people who master the skill. The ones who can let it roll off of their tongues like butter, somehow making others respect them more after they have committed to saying their peace. Me, I tend to…

And despises her 9-to-5, truth be told. — Inspired by Shel Silverstein. “I cannot go to work today”, said little Peggy Ann McKay. I’m thirty and my life is grey, I can’t do this 9-to-5 every day! I can’t face that office, it’s so mundane, And everyone in it is going insane. The place is toxic, can’t you…

She’s also on the verge of general collapse — Welcome to the real estate heaven that is Castelo do Bolso Vazio in Lisbon, Portugal — where houses are old enough to be in history textbooks, appliances are treated like rare artifacts for the elite, and premium locations are a distant rumor that people still think is real. I’m your…

It involves spaghetti, therefore it is good —

A message from the textile gods —

It would be a safety hazard not to —